BUMP.

The illustrious Samuel/Samule/Samool has written many a satire (of my writing...), but I think this one is moste excellente (and more than just a little accurate). Please, review the following:

13 reasons you shouldn’t date an English major

1. He’ll collect your grammer
2. Even if he’s not your what grammer means
3. But a lease he reads a lot of books
4. That means he knows Socrates
5. He say yo Soc wassup
6. And Soc like what is what
7. daaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwg
8. He’ll be metally untabled because he spends all his time reading books
9. And will ask you for hermione and say shouldn’t it be pronounced
10. her-miyone? he’s broke
11. because he is always thikning maybe ill be a writer
12. which is a bad idea because if hes a writer he’ll be an English major
13. and then nobody will date him
14. toldya he knows Soc; he unravels in circles.

(But if you break up with him be prepared to be destroyed by words you didn’t even know could be used that way. )

(k.)

*original post can be found here